Velociraptor Statue
Not only do I have the opportunity to make my own legacy by having a life sized, realistic Velociraptor in my garden, I can purchase him for only $2250.
That's what I call a real bargain!
So, I am now a Speedy Thief and a muscular menace! I do eat meat, but mostly only in Argentina. I have terrifying bicuspids! RAWR!
I have not frequented the nail salon, so I can say that my feet are looking a little beastly right now.
I remember my dad calling me "The Shark" when I was a kid since I would wander about the house with items appropriated from hapless family members at inopportune moments of their lives.
I want to slap that sucker in my garden. I can't wait to see the reaction on some people's faces when they walk up to my front door.
It's like he's saying, "Hey, yo! What's happenin'? Fancy a skip in my garden? Don't go eatin' my birds now, yo."
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